At the end of the day it’s still me

I got invited to go out with a group of people and I was so horribly anxious about it, I was tweaking in my car not wanting to go in. I eventually did and it was just me, the girl who invited me, and her friend who was visiting. At one point I went to the bathroom and I did not want to leave because I was tweaking from anxiety lol. Eventually more people started coming, and alcohol absolutely helped, but I loosened up and was more of my authentic self. I kept making stupid jokes and things that made me laugh, and it seemed like the others appreciated that. We eventually went out clubbing and even though no one else was really dancing, I was absolutely fucking turning up and I had an absolutely great time. The people were also really cool and fun to be around, and I’m incredibly happy that I met them. One girl was even flirting with me which was absolutely fire because I thought she was really funny and beautiful. I kind of avoided flirting back because she was close with another person there, and I kind of got the feeling that he likes her. But altogether, I had a really nice night and I made a lot of new friends. They found me really funny which was a huge plus also lol. Below are a couple of my favorite jokes that I made

  1. One of the girls lied successfully and convinced me that she was part of open AI, and got a $1.5 million bonus along with the rest of the company. Once I found out this was not true, I continued to put her in awkward or rough situations, even going as far to pressure her to donate $1000 to a dogs go fund me. Same with probably announcing to everyone I could.

  2. I worked with another girl to give her a backstory to lie about, with her being a Lockheed Martin employee, and throughout the night we kept talking about how much we loved murdering innocent people in the Middle East. I kept escalating and she kept not backing down which was fire.

  3. One of the guys called me gay for dancing (jokingly) and so I told him yeah I am, and then continued to really badly flirt with him loudly. While we were walking and joking, I started to brush my hand against his and try to hold his hand

  4. I forgot the context but I told the women how it was rough that I had to pay for Hinge minus, to reduce the number of matches I was getting.

  5. in the Uber home they were persistent on asking me about my relationship with my family and I successfully managed to keep them all guessing, and when they asked me hard questions I would ask what their favorite labubu was as a distraction.

  6. On the dance floor the girl that was flirting with me threw a lasso and tried to reel me in, and I acted like it was around my neck and started pantomiming choking. Pretty classy way to turn down that flirt I think, which is a shame because I would’ve absolutely loved to dance with her.

  7. I got a group of people to do the Macarena with me on the dance floor.

  8. I tried to convince people about a new move called the poltergeist, where you act like someone’s throwing ass on you to an empty space.

There was plenty more that made me laugh like crazy, and I’m guessing I’m just happy that I’m who I am.